Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties.
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
Old actors never die, they just drop a part.
Old anthropologists never die, they just become history.
Old architects never die, they just lose their structure.
Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
Old bin men never die, they just waste away.
Old brewers never die, they just ferment away.
Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
Old chemists never die, they just smell that way.
Old cleaners never die, they just kick the bucket.
Old cricket players never die, they just go batty.
Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
Old exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost.
Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
Old fishermen never die, they just get reel tired.
Old investors never die, they just roll over.
Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
Old musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar.
Old photographers never die, they get sent to the old focus home.
Old priests never die, they just go out to pastor.
Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory.
Old salesmen never die, they just go out of commission.
Old Scots never die, but they can be kilt.
Old skiers never die, but they go downhill fast.
Old weathermen never die, they reign forever.
Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over.