A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
The headline writers at the Daily Mirror adopted the 1978 Zombie film Dawn of the Dead for their headline of 'Dawn Of The Shed' on a story that a business in Leeds has produced a 'zombie-proof shed' at a cost of £69,995 plus £20,780 for installation, CCTV, riot gear and solar panels. It is called a Zombie Fortication Cabin.