A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
Clever headline in the Daily Star of 'He's Allergic To Watt?' on a story that Cardiff man Peter Lloyd lives in a wooden house because he suffers from electromagnetic hypersensitivity - he's allergic to electricity! The headline uses 'watt' as in a unit of power instead of 'what.
This isn't the first time we've written about this on the Network. There's a whole town in America where WiFi is banned.