Fabio Capello, England’s Italian football manager, claims he can manage his players with just 100 words. 

(According to NHS guidelines a two year old should be able to say around 100 words and start putting them into short sentences.  So, Mr Capello who has been England manager since 2007 surely should be able to do better than a two-year-old.  I think he needs to up his game a bit.)