(This is written using the Cockney dialect, and this is the way it should be read, I have done my best to read it, but, if there are any Cockneys out there who think they can do better, please let me know. )
A muvver was barfin ‘er biby one night,
The youngest of ten and a tiny young mite,
The muvver was poor and the biby was thin,
Only a skelington covered in skin;
A new version of Humpty Dumpty (a famous chidren’s nursery rhyme – click on Read More for the original)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He didn’t get bruised,
He didn’t get bumped,
Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped!
Betty’s bitter butter batter – a tongue twister
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said this butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter,
But a bit of better butter
Will surely make my batter better.
In days of old
When knights were bold
And toilet lights were dim
You’d hear a crash
And then a splash
OH GOD! He’s fallen in!