Silly Poems and Rhymes # 5 – Bathing the baby

(This is written using the Cockney dialect, and this is the way it should be read, I have done my best to read it, but, if there are any Cockneys out there who think they can do better, please let me know. )

A muvver was barfin ‘er biby one night,
The youngest of ten and a tiny young mite,
The muvver was poor and the biby was thin,
Only a skelington covered in skin;

Silly Poems and Rhymes # 3 – Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty

A new version of Humpty Dumpty  (a famous chidren’s nursery rhyme – click on Read More for the original)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He didn’t get bruised,
He didn’t get bumped,
Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped!