How many words?

Pythagorean theorem: 24 wordsThe Lord’s prayer: 66 words.Archimedes’ Principle: 67 words.The 10 Commandments: 179 words.The Gettysburg address: 286 words.The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.The U.S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words. Your tax dollars at work.

The question is – What?

What was the best thing before sliced bread? What do you call a male ladybird? What happens if you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on? What hair colour do you enter on your driver’s license if you’re bald? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? […]

How to describe someone as stupid?

Let me count the ways:- 1. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.2. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.3. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.4. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.5. As smart as bait.6. Proof that evolution CAN […]