- What is the speed of dark?
- When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
- If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
- How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
- If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sashimi?
- When sign-makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
- Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- How can there be self-help groups?
- Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
- Where are Preparations A through G?
- Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
- If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
- When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
- When your pet birds sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
- What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
- If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
- Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
(Doesn't bear thinking about, does it?)