More interesting questions

1. What is the speed of dark?
2. When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
3. If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
4. How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
5. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
6. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
7. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sashimi?
8. When sign-makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
9. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
10. Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
11. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
12. How can there be self-help groups?
13. Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
14. Where are Preparations A through G?
15. Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
16. If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
17. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
18. When your pet birds sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
19. What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
20. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
21. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
22. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

(Doesn't bear thinking about, does it?)