A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
Here's one for our French readers: A story in the Daily Star that the droning sound made by passionate Midshipman fish when they are trying to attract a female is so loud that it is keeping people awake at night in the New Forest prompted the headline 'Night Of Poisson', substituting the French for fish - Poisson - for passion!