I get sent lots of stuff and from time to time it is worth passing on:-
To all who diet!
Can't eat beef = mad cow disease.
Can't eat chicken = bird flu.
Can't eat lamb = mad cow disease evolved from scrapie.
Can't eat pork = fears that bird flu will infect piggies
Can't even eat goat = they get scrapie too.
Can't eat fish = heavy metals in the waters has poisoned them.
Can't eat eggs = salmonella.
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!
Chocolate is a vegetable.
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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
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Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate = vegetable.
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**To go one step further, chocolate bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So chocolate bars are a health food.
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Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
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And remember - - -
"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"