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Diet

I get sent lots of stuff and from time to time it is worth passing on:-



To all who diet!



Can't eat beef = mad cow disease.

Can't eat chicken = bird flu.

Can't eat lamb = mad cow disease evolved from scrapie.

Can't eat pork = fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Can't even eat goat = they get scrapie too.

Can't eat fish = heavy metals in the waters has poisoned them.

Can't eat eggs = salmonella.

I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Chocolate is a vegetable.

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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.

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Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets.

Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.

Thus, chocolate = vegetable.

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**To go one step further, chocolate bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So chocolate bars are a health food.

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Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

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And remember - - -

"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"

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