What children learn
- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
- When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
- Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
- School lunches stick to the wall.
- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Never sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
