What children learn

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Never sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

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