A pick up line is something someone says in the hope of forming an acquaintance with someone else, usually in anticipation of sexual relations.
A put down is something you say that's disparaging, belittling, or snubbing. The French have a phrase for it - l'Esprit d'escalier - 'the spirit that passes on the staircase'.
Here are some of the best put downs to some common pick up lines:-
He - Can I buy you a drink?
She - Actually I'd rather have the money.
He - Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She - Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
He - How did you get to be so beautiful?
She - I must have been given your share.
He - Your face must turn a few heads.
She - And your face must turn a few stomachs.
He - Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
She - Okay, get out.
He - What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She - Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
He - Can I have your name?
She - Why? Don't you already have one?
He - Hey baby, what's your sign?
She - Do not enter.
He - If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
She - If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
He - Where have you been all my life?
She - Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
The pick up lines and the put downs is very useful information and it's very funny. But I had some problems with the understanding of the following lines: "He - How did you get to be so beautiful?
She - I must have been given your share."
If you could explain me, please, what that means:"I must have been given your share." I will be very thankful to you.
Thank you
Ana
She's implying he's not very attractive.
Here share means a part of something that has been divided between people. So if beauty was shared out she got his part.