1. Gravity always gets me down.
2. This statement is false.
3. Eschew obfuscation.
4. They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
5. It's bad luck to be superstitious.
6. According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
7. The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
8. Honk if you like peace and quiet.
9. I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
10. Don't steal. The government hates competition.