( an alternative version of the classic Nursery Rhyme)
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Licking an ice cream cone
Along came a spider
Who dangled beside her
And she she told him to go get his own
Here's the original:-
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.