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MSN vs Google

Google:
Your new system hasn't gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers.
Step to me - I'll wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"
Well connected - I got crazy links
S-E-O just means what Google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That's why I jack you for your employees.
Gmails got females - on fire like foxes
I'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. This battle rap is through

MSN:
Somebody say MSN! MSN!
You bought You Tube for 2 billion bucks
He bought You Tube, the search still sucks
Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle.
Your net apps - they're slow- they don't work,
Nobody uses them, they go for the search.
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 360
You steal my people? Here's the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees.
You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin' ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia.

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