THARG, now looking like Alvin Stardust, was not convinced. "Hmm, interesting this tribal thing of yours."
Keith quickly corrected him, pointing out "it ain't tribal, it's football."
The alien requested a second hearing so the three men huddled together, started swaying and then sang at the top of their voices:
We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate County too
We hate Chesterfield
But Mansfield we love you
Still no response from Tharg so they continued with:
Oooo me lads you should have seen us cumin
Going down to Field Mill
You should have seen us cumin<
They then finished off with The Stags Are Going Up and You're Not Singing Anymore. Mick asked Tharg if that would be enough to impress the "Emperor fellah".
"Oh dear, oh dear," replied Tharg.