A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
Us Brits have been whinging about the weather again so much that The Sun felt fit to put a headline of 'Christmas May' on a story that winter weather conditions of 70mph gale force winds, three inches of snow, temperature of 32°F and a month's rainfall in one day hit the UK.