A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
A Daily Mirror story that Chingford in Essex is the luckiest place in Britain for football bets drew the headline 'Ker-Chingford', a clever play on "ker-ching", which is an onomatopoeic word for the sound of a cash register.