A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
A Daily Express story about a tiny lamb, thought to be the world's smallest, that has been born weighing just 1.8lbs at a farm in Fosdyke Bridge, Lincolnshire, drew the headline 'Ewe Little Cutie' using 'ewe', as in a female sheep for 'you'.