A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
The sacking of Manchester United's football club manager Louis van Gaal produced plenty of big headlines in the English media, but my favourite was The Metro's 'Removal Van'.
Van Gaal was removed from his job - get it! Usually you would book a removal van if you were moving house.