(The house comprises of, 32 bedrooms; 22 toilets; two living rooms; three kitchens; one utility room; seven showers (four of which contain twin showers); one bath; a pool table; a dart board; four washing machines; five fridges; five freezers; and four ovens.
They get through 40 loo rolls; 20 bin bags of rubbish; 100 tins of baked beans; 20 large bags of pasta; 500 cans of beer; 150 cans of cider; 50 Pot Noodles; 150 takeaways.
And each week they collectively spend their time in the following activities:
320 hours at lectures; 311 hours partying at nightclubs; 1,300 hours watching TV; 900 hours playing PlayStation; 224 hours playing pool.
According to The Wright Stuff, by the time they graduate they will owe over 1 million in student fees.
Of course, that's always assuming they graduate. With that kind of diet and lifestyle they'll be lucky to live that long.)