Another fresh new year is here,To love and laugh and give!To banish worry, doubt, and fear,Another year to live!   Thanks to Shikha

I wish I loved the Human Race;I wish I loved its silly face;I wish I liked the way it walks;I wish I liked the way it talks;And when I'm introduced to one,I wish I thought "What Jolly Fun!"   Thanks to Shikha

Here comes the teacherWith his big black stick.Now it's time for arithmetic! 

The principle sin,Of Gin,Is, among others,Ruining mothers.

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.

I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon
Some call it pretty, others call it crazy
But they all sing this tune: