English Song Lyrics - August 2006

I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General

By Gilbert and Sullivan

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse

English Song Lyrics - July 2006

The Sharing Song

Jack Johnson

(Chorus)
It's always more fun
to share with everyone.
It's always more fun
to share with everyone.

If you have two,
give one to your friend.
If you have three,
give one to your friend and me.