1. This suit has been in my family for five generations. Fail to appear well groomed and you've failed before you've said a word. 2. You think this is disorganized. Wait till you see me on work projects. Neglecting to bring information required on the application, or bringing too few copies of your mistake-free CV, […]

The following questions and answers were collated from British GCSE exams (16 year olds)! GeographyQ: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep […]

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "Oh gee! I'd better get cracking!" Scribble furiously. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!" 3. If it is a math […]

More accident claim forms from a major insurance company:- 1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 2. I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it. 3. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. 4. The guy was […]