The Hokey Pokey (AmE)
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.
-- by "William Shakespeare"
A wonderful bird is the pelican,His bill holds more than his belly can.He can take in his beak,Enough food for a week,But I'm damned if I see how the hell he can.
TO-CON-VEY ONE'S MOODIN SEV-EN-TEEN SYLL-ABLE-SIS VE-RY DIF-FIC
Big fleas have little fleas,Upon their backs to bite 'em,And little fleas have lesser fleas,and so, ad infinitum.
Some tortures are physicalAnd some are mental,But the one that is bothIs dental.
A Message to Husbands To keep your marriage brimming,With love in the loving cup,Whenever you're wrong, admit it;Whenever you're right, shut up.