Question and Answer
Question – Have you hurt yourself? Answer – Yes. (I feel a bit mean posting this, but he is okay, and it was funny.)
Descriptive English – Boom!
Reality hits you hard bro. This was “songified” (not found in any dictionary – yet).
Killer Rabbit
I just read one of those “uplifting” messages on Google+, it went “If you run, make sure you’re running towards something and never away.” Well, whoever wrote it obviously never met a killer bunny. Run away! Run away!
Saudis in Audis
This is very silly, but it just makes me laugh, and it comes with the transcript. I’m not sure if there is any particular reason for choosing an Audi, apart from the homophonic resonance. I don’t know much about car buying habits in the UAE.
Do you speak Frozzy? (Parental Advisory)
Just for Xeb – Too funny not to share, but there’s some naughty language. Do you speak Frozzy?