Good News / Bad News
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.

An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
One day a man answered his ringing mobile phone to find his wife on the other end. She sounded a bit nervous and he asked what was wrong. She replied that she had some good news and bad news to report. "Which do you want to hear first, dear?" she asked.