June 15th Happy Beer Day Britain
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.ACTION: […]
The effect of beer on your English proficiency:- One pint: no change in your English .Two pints: your English goes up a level.Three pints: your English goes up a level, but your grammar disappears.Four pints: you become very fluent, but start mixing English up with your own language.Five pints: you discover that you can sing […]
And to those who, for whatever reason, don't and are always seen with a glass of water in their hand and a sanctimonious look upon their face. As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom,In beer there is freedom,In water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that […]