The burglar sketch
Man: Burglar! Burglar! Woman: Yes? Man: Burglar, madam. Woman: What do you want? Man: I want to come in and steal a few things, madam. Woman: Are you an encyclopedia salesman? Man: No, madam, I’m a burglar. I burgle people. Woman: I think you’re an encyclopedia salesman. Man: Oh, I’m not. Open the door – […]