Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fatPlease put a penny in the old man's hat;If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do,If you haven't got a ha'penny then God bless you!
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fatPlease put a penny in the old man's hat;If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do,If you haven't got a ha'penny then God bless you!

One year someone bet me that I could not buy all my Christmas presents in one shop in August. It took about three quarters of an hour. My brother in law takes even less time. For some reason he thinks it appropriate to give everyone, even small children, vouchers from the local "do it yourself" store. These I then have to buy off the children and they make good bargainers.