Dog names

A girl was visiting her boyfriend, who had got two new dogs.  She asked him what he was going to call them. He told her one was named Rolex and the other one Timex. Surprised she said, ‘Whoever heard of someone calling their dogs Rolex and Timex?’‘Think about it,’ answered her boyfriend, ‘They’re ‘watch’ dogs!’

To: God…, From: The Dog

TO: GODFROM: THE DOG Dear God: Is it a coincidence that our names are the same, only reversed? Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your sofa? Or is it still the same old story? Dear […]