Originally from Buzzfeed, but cleaned up. 1. Thanks = Well done on reading this whole email.2. Thanks! = Genuinely amazed you made it all the way through this.3. Many thanks = Zero thanks.4. Thank you = I am furious with you.5. Thx = I think Zayn is my favourite member of 1D.6. Regards = I […]

Have you ever sent someone a text or email, when you're in the same room as them?

I don't suggest anyone do this, and I'm not sure if it's really a true story, but it should be. You can see the drawings on his web site. Used with permission. From: Jane GillesDate: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Overdue account Dear David, Our records indicate that your account is overdue by […]