My favourite bit? ‎"And you will spend the next 40 years, sharing an office with her, and still be calling her Frau Meyer." Thanks to Abraxas

For some Germans people are having a bit too much fun with English, as words like Coffee Shop, update, etc. creep into their language.  Here The Wise Guys ask for their language back (only the first song).  🙂 Thanks to Becky

Here are some real (allegedly) conversations from pilots and the flight tower:- Tower : 'Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!' Delta 351 : 'Give us another hint! We have digital watches!' -------------- Tower : 'TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.' TWA 2341 : 'Center, we are at 35,000 […]

Please note - I actually like East Germany, but this does represent how some view the "other side".