The alternative Teletubbies song (as sung in school playgrounds) I hate Po, Po hates me. Tinky Winky shot Dipsy With a great big bang And a bullet in his head. Don't tell Laa-Laa Dipsy's dead. Laa-Laa cried Then she died, Po committed suicide, Tinky Winky did the same, Teletubbies are insane.