What's cooking?

by Patrick O'Connor

THERE it was. In the middle of the article. In black and white - a simple sentence which exposed the whole sorry sham in five succinct words. "White didn't do any cooking."

Ironic

Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day.
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay.
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?