For Monday's reading session. Allegedly penned by John Cleese, but research shows that it is a reworking of an old joke. That said, it's still funny:- To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby […]

Attributed to John Cleese: NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. (Except Utah, which she does not fancy.) Your new prime minister will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be […]