May's English Joke of the Month
A man sits down in a restaurant and looks at the menu. He says to the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup".
A man sits down in a restaurant and looks at the menu. He says to the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup".
A shopkeeper goes to the police to say that he has been robbed. A shoplifter came into his shop, he says, opened a packet of biscuits and ate some of them. Then the man just walked out without paying.
Three surgeons were discussing which types of patients they preferred to operate on.
A man travels to Spain and goes to a restaurant near the bull arena for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks?
A teacher asked her students to write an essay on the topic of "A Poor Family”. One student, who happened to be the richest girl in the entire class, got the lowest mark, her essay went ...
A man has been feeling under the weather for some time, he finally decides to go to his doctor for a complete check-up.