A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.

A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.

We live in a greedy little world.
That teaches every little boy and girl,
To earn as much as they can possibly,
Then turn around and
Spend it foolishly.