This is for Bedirhan on Disqus.

Evening all.

I'd like to tell you a story about when I was a very young boy. I must have been three or four months old at the time, and I didn't know what I wanted, but if I did, I wouldn't have known how to tell anybody, 'cos all I could do was gurgle. So I sat there in me [my] highchair, thinking one day, looking at me [my] tray and thinking what I'd give for a meal on there. So I started looking round the kitchen to see what I could have. I was rubbing me [my] eggy soldier in me [on my] head, trying to think, and then I looked over in the corner and there's a yellow and white breadbin with its mouth open, just staring at me, like. I saw bread in there.

We listened to and disussed this murderous sea shanty in the Kitely session on "Talk Like A Pirate Day".   

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Drink and the devil had done with the rest.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike,
The bosun brained with a marlinspike,
And cookey's throat was marked belike,
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing den.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

A last fire will rise behind those eyes.
Black house will rock. Blind boys don't lie!
Immortal fear, that voice so clear,
Through broken walls. That scream I hear!

Wake up.
You know you got to [you've got to] wake up baby!
‘Cause [Because]if you don't wake up.
If you don't wake up.
Darling we could break up.
Thank you very much.
Live Television on the BBC.

Do you like Rock and Roll music?
‘Cause I don’t know if I do.

It's been a long time, 
Since I've seen your smiling face.
It's been a long time, 
Since I've seen a su-u-u-u-u-u-unny day.

Three wheels on my wagon,
And I’m still rolling along.
The Cherokees are chasing me,
Arrows fly, right on by,
But I’m singing a happy song.

I’m singing, "A higgity, haggity, hoggety, high,
Pioneers, they never say die.
Half a mile up the road there’s a hidden cave
And we can watch those Cherokees
Go galloping by."