The most dangerous letter
Which is the most dangerous letter in the English alphabet ? The answer is “W”… Why? – Well there you have it – it is tension generator… Because all ‘worries’ start with a “W”… Who?? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War… Wine… Whisky… Women… Wealth And Finally ……. ………. ……… ………. Believe it or not ………. ………. […]
A letter to the passport office – Parental Advisory
This apparently is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office (edited a bit to make it more SFW, but there are still some swear words in it):- Dear Sirs, I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone […]
Funniest Complaint Letter
This is a real complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, Virgin Airlines, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the world’s funniest passenger complaint letter. You can see the offending item here:- http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01246/virgin1_1246696c.jpg Dear Mr Branson REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008 I love the Virgin brand, […]
Letters to the council
These are quotes from letters allegedly collected by staff at London’s Islington Council Housing Department. Written by council tenants to the housing department, requesting maintenance attention of various sorts, they are the stuff of legend now. If you read something into the words, that’s entirely down to you:- “I wish to report that tiles are […]