A bit of English for the telephone, and a lesson in patience. FYI - Prank calls are annoying...  Don't do it!

... you try to convince people you serve Indian food, but you have a big golden M over the door. Chicken Delhi KatessFladenbrot mit paniertem Hähnchenfleisch, Salat, Gurke, Tomate und indischer Curry-Chili Sauce Pork RojahalFladenbrot mit würzigem Schweinefleisch, Salat, Zwiebeln und scharfer indischer Sauce Phooey!