MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
LOOKS Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
THE FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, put out the rubbish, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. !Note - There's a difference between to dress up and to get dressed.
CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.