Man: Burglar! Burglar! Woman: Yes? Man: Burglar, madam. Woman: What do you want? Man: I want to come in and steal a few things, madam. Woman: Are you an encyclopedia salesman? Man: No, madam, I'm a burglar. I burgle people. Woman: I think you're an encyclopedia salesman. Man: Oh, I'm not. Open the door - […]
I just read one of those "uplifting" messages on Google+, it went "If you run, make sure you're running towards something and never away." Well, whoever wrote it obviously never met a killer bunny. Run away! Run away!
Listen to this song:- Whenever life gets you down Mrs Brown,And things seem hard or tough.And people are stupid, obnoxious, or daft,And you feel that you've had quite enough... Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolvingAnd revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,A […]