For anyone in TGIF - This is great for practising "will not" = won't, but it's not the most PC song in the world.   

Oom-yacka-wurka, oom-yacka-wurka, oom-yacka-wurka)

In the bad backlands of Australia
Many years ago,
The aborigine tribes were meeting,
Having a big pow-wow.

News Round Up

by Patrick O'Connor

ACT your age for God's sake!

Drunken, irresponsible behaviour is expected from youngsters in their teens and early 20s, especially if alcohol is involved, but not from their elders.