Attributed to John Cleese: NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. (Except Utah, which she does not fancy.) Your new prime minister will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be […]

I met money and said, "You are just a piece of paper." Money smiled and replied, "Of course I am, but I haven't seen a dustbin for me yet!" Thanks to Nehu

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."  Henry Kissinger "Love is being stupid together." Paul Valery "Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia."  Judith Viorst"Love is an electric blanket […]

1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people! We're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!" 2. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant […]