Michael McIntyre on the Scots. You'll need to know what a Scotch egg, Scotch tape, hopscotch, The Scotsman, The Flying Scotsman, butterscotch, Scottish Widow, Scotland Yard and Scot free mean to get this.

According to a survey conducted for software specialists Corizon by YouGov, people in Scotland swear the most. About 15 per cent admitted turning the air blue when arguing with call centre staff. Londoners were second in the foul-mouthed league, with 12 per cent confessing to losing it with "inappropriate language". I always feel sorry for […]