ARIES: Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy! TAURUS: A turtle: it's slow-moving, doesn't need a lot of attention, and won't compete with its owner for food. GEMINI: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course, but-- CANCER: Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured LEO: A big, […]

Fundamentalist Advisory - The following is not suitable for any fundamentalist. ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW !" TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET." GEMINI: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I […]

There are some great signs to be found:- Sign on an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." Sign outside a radiator repair shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." Sign on […]