When I was young I had a dream,I dreamt of worlds I had not seen. I dreamt I travelled in a beamOf light that shone both blue and green.Now I grow old I swear that IWill travel that way when I die.    

The sexual life of the camel,
Is stranger than anyone thinks.
This weird and mysterious animal,
Has designs upon the Sphinx.

The boy stood in the supper-room
Whence all but he had fled;
He'd eaten seven pots of jam
And no amount of bread.

  I made myself a snowballAs perfect as can be.I thought I'd keep it as a pet,And let it sleep with me.I made it some pyjamasAnd a pillow for its head.Then last night it ran away,But first - It wet the bed.

I hear that you've been naughty, So listen, here's the scoop... I'm running short on coal this year, So you get "Snowman Poop" Love, Santa

  TO-CON-VEY ONE'S MOODIN SEV-EN-TEEN SYLL-ABLE-SIS VE-RY DIF-FIC